When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
a search helicopter?!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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