He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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