I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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