please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize