can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize
