Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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