its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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