I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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