Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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