The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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