sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
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Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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