i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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