Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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