he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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