My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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