I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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