I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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