Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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