we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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