oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
