There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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