No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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