this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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