ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize