Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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