I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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