OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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