The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.