he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days