Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me