Wat do u mean how?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Hippo gnu deer
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis