Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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