so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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