Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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