god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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