it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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