I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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