She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
two words...techno handjob
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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