Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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