Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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