Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."