They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Life is so much better after having sex.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
17 year olds will be the death of me.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.