Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
this boner is exhausting
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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