Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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