If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
one might say we're banned from that church
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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