you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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