Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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