You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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