everyone is single if you try hard enough
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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