whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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