If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
