how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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