It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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