On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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