I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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