When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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