Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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