Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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