It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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